Girl at the end of the hallway.

schrutefacts:

Submitted by: veronicalikesthings

(If the parts of speech are wrong, let ^ know, because i’ll be honest, I didn’t bother checking haha.

Submitted by: veronicalikesthings

(If the parts of speech are wrong, let ^ know, because i’ll be honest, I didn’t bother checking haha.

Drunken awefulness

I am no longer aloud to drink and have a phone. Bad things are said that come back to bite me in the ass

Really?

I saw you today. With your arm around another girl. You said I was different from all of the rest. You waited for me. Now I’m here. And your with her.

Dwight: Want to see a magic trick? (snickers) I’m gonna make a pencil disapp—[elevator doors close, reopen.] Disappear.

Dwight: Want to see a magic trick? (snickers) I’m gonna make a pencil disapp—[elevator doors close, reopen.] Disappear.