Submitted by: veronicalikesthings
(If the parts of speech are wrong, let ^ know, because i’ll be honest, I didn’t bother checking haha.
(Source: notschrutefacts)
(via rowrowyerrboat-deactivated20120)
I am no longer aloud to drink and have a phone. Bad things are said that come back to bite me in the ass
(Source: inkedmotion)
I saw you today. With your arm around another girl. You said I was different from all of the rest. You waited for me. Now I’m here. And your with her.
(Source: shadesofgray4)
Dwight: Want to see a magic trick? (snickers) I’m gonna make a pencil disapp—[elevator doors close, reopen.] Disappear.
(Source: conferenceroom)